I’d like to call this image, which I am reblogging from someone I have never met, “The Arts Editor on Dec. 28.” The background noise goes a little something like this:
Hooray! It’s a nice quiet day and my commute was smooth as silk.
Wait. Why am I the only one in Palo Alto at my office?
Also, there is nothing to write about because nothing is happening. Studies show that nine-tenths of holiday arts events happen in the first two weekends of December.
Hooray! I got a parking space when I moved my car at lunchtime.
Wait. Why am I the only one who needs to park on Cal Ave today?
I wish the new concert hall would open already.